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Innlegg Ultima_Thule 26 Des 2014, 04:44

Santa Claus Arrested Following Joint Investigation by IRS, INS, and FWS

U.S. Federal agents arrested Santa Claus earlier today at the North Pole.

The United States Department of Fish and Wildlife has arrested Santa Claus, an elusive figure with many aliases (e.g., St. Nicholas). On the morning of 24 December, 150 heavily armed Fish and Wildlife special agents raided Claus’ North Pole compound, seized several tons of exotic woods forbidden by the Lacey Act, arrested Santa Claus and a female accomplice identified only as Mrs. Claus, and liberated thousands of diminutive slave labourers known only as “Elves”.

Claus has been charged with multiple counts of money laundering, illegal exportation of currency, illegally importing into the United States toys made of contraband–rare woods, ivory and other banned substances. He has also been charged with violations of slave labor and child labor laws, hundreds of patent and trademark violations, and illegally entering and exiting the United States.

Indeed, Fish and Wildlife agents also seized an unidentified aircraft called a “sleigh” which had numerous secret compartments holding the contraband. Fish and Wildlife agents charged Mr. Claus with animal cruelty with regard to the caribou that he used to launch this “sleigh”.

Special Agent Hugo Smith said, “We arrived just in the nick of time. A moment later, and the caribou would have launched the sleigh and Claus would have escaped with the illegal materials. By now, he would be in the United States, breaking into people’s houses and selling this stuff.”

The United States Department of Immigration and the Internal Revenue Service have also had their eyes on Mr. Claus. An immigration official who also attended the raid said that they were able to obtain several dozen passports. He said, “It seems that this Santa Claus character has a different name in every country–his EU passport says, ‘Father Christmas’ and his Canadian passport says, ‘Père Noël’. We have, however, determined with certainty that Santa Claus is a United States citizen.”

Apparently Claus worked in Hollywood during the 1940s and 50s making autobiographical films, such as Miracle on 34th Street. During that time he applied for and received U.S. citizenship.

Douglas Shulman, Commissioner of the IRS, has released the following statement:

At long last, the notorious tax cheat, Santa Claus, has been apprehended. He has been living in a foreign country for the last 50 years and during that time he has not filed his US taxes even once. It has become clear, however, that he has run a lucrative business at the North Pole and has never reported any of the income. In addition to criminal tax evasion, we intend to charge Santa Claus with 190 counts of criminal failure to file Foreign Bank Account Reports (FBAR), as we found evidence in his papers that he is operating or has signing authority on bank accounts in 190 different countries. It is our contention that the fines alone could help us bring billions in revenue into the United States government.


According to United States law, all United States Citizens are required to pay taxes to the IRS and to report any foreign bank accounts. Failure to obey these filing requirements may result in civil and criminal penalties including imprisonment.

The Obama administration declared that they were very pleased with the news.. ”It is about time,” Obama said from his Hawaiian retreat, “that the United States returned those who have fled the country just because they don’t feel like paying their fair share anymore.”

The Republican candidate for president, Ron Paul criticized the raid, “The United States has neither the authority nor the right to go into another country and enforce its laws. Santa Claus is a citizen of the North Pole and it is overreach for us to go there and arrest him.”

Also running for president, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich responded to Paul, “The United States must reserve the right to arrest terrorists and to violate the rule of law in order to provide safety for the People of the United States.”

Prime Minister Stephen Harper of Canada said that his government did everything that they could to help the United States, even to the point of allowing the use of Canadian air space. ”We are cooperating with the good faith efforts of the United States to eliminate terrorists in order to maintain the safety and security of all Canadians.”

https://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/santa-claus-arrested-following-joint-investigation-by-irs-ins-and-fws/


Bloggen til Dan Mitchell, International Liberty, er verdt å ta en titt på. Jeg fant bloggposten om hvorfor vestlige land fortsatte å blomstre i det 20. århundre selv om skattebyrdene økte spesielt interessant.
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Re: Humor

Innlegg Ultima_Thule 26 Des 2014, 05:34

Who Says Communists Can’t Be Efficient?

I’m not sure if “killing two birds with one stone” is the right phrase in this situation, but…
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Re: Humor

Innlegg nico 23 Jan 2015, 10:50

You can't put an "I wish" over an "It is"

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You can't put an "I wish" over an "It is"

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Innlegg nico 30 Jan 2015, 14:59

You can't put an "I wish" over an "It is"

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Innlegg Ultima_Thule 09 Feb 2015, 17:27

Important Announcement from the California Bureaucracy!

Sacramento (May 7) — This financial crisis is forcing California State and local agencies to make some tough decisions. If things continue for much longer, there’s a real risk that we may have to lay off Jose.

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Innlegg Erik 21 Apr 2015, 08:27

Jeg er litt usikker på hvor dette hører hjemme, men velger kultur/humor!

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Innlegg Erik 30 Apr 2015, 06:35

Morten Harket er en bauta i norsk samfunnsliv. I en årrekke har han fremstått som ikon, fyrtårn og forbilde for mange. Han fremstår gjerne som den sosialdemokratiske velferdsstats opphøyde røst, og med klippekort til mediene og begivenhetene, er han en guru for alle dem som ønsker å krydre sin kjendistilværelse med kvasiintellektuelle besvergelser for ikke å fremstå som naken keiser.

Her følger to sitater:
Grosvold vs Harket på NRK:

Harket:''Jeg har vært så fokusert nå på så mange ting, så lenge, at det du slåss mest med, min største slåsskamp, det er å klare å holde avstand, sånn at du klarer å ha et slags overblikk over hva du egentlig gjør. Det er lenge siden jeg forsto, slik jeg forstår ting da, at det er mye viktigere å kunne fokusere med sideblikket enn med selve fokus. Det er der du er i tune med alle ting. Det ser du, altså, naturen rundt deg oppfører seg jo sånn. Det er bare vi som ikke gjør det. Ville dyr vet at i det øyeblikk de slipper sideblikket, kan du si da, det som er koblet til resten av sanseapparatet, så kan de bli drept hvert øyeblikk. De fokuserer bare i et split second, de, så er det opp igjen.''

Grosvold: ''Det er sånn du synes du har hatt det i det siste, da?''
Harket: ''Nei.''

Metafysisk salto:
"I all enkelhet så tror jeg på en måte ikke kanskje lenger at den fysiske verden finnes. Det har jeg fundert på i det siste. Det er på en måte resultatet av et forsøk på en logisk tankerekke som handler om ingenting, altså konseptet ingenting. Og fordi ingenting ikke finnes i denne verden, så kan jeg ikke skjønne at denne verden kan finnes heller."
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Innlegg Vegard Martinsen 01 Mai 2015, 17:22

Ang. dette:

Jeg har vært så fokusert nå på så mange ting, så lenge, at det du slåss mest med, min største slåsskamp, det er å klare å holde avstand, sånn at du klarer å ha et slags overblikk over hva du egentlig gjør. Det er lenge siden jeg forsto, slik jeg forstår ting da, at det er mye viktigere å kunne fokusere med sideblikket enn med selve fokus


Fant faktisk en korrekt definisjon av "fokus" på Wikipedia:

Focus (cognitive process), selectively concentrating on one aspect of the environment while ignoring other things
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